Q:Orange

Anonymous

Orange: 6 facts about my hometown.

1. I was raised in Burlington, North Carolina.

2. Everyone knows everyone else because no one leaves. Ever.

3. Everyone my age is now pregnant and/or dating rednecks.

4. Burlington basically sucks copious amounts of dicks, so I spent most of my childhood in Greensboro.

5. It only just recently got real stores like Target, Best Buy, etc.

6. It’s really just not a fun place to be. And that’s why I moved out!